Alessandro said, in his perfect English, “Let me guess, you’re going to move here and start a blog, and talk about, like, the best gelato in Rome.”  I said I’d never be that cheesy.  My blog was going to be funny and irreverent and unpredictable!

But I’m pretty sure I’d fail at blogging about Rome if I do not shout the praises of Gelateria del Teatro.  I think it’s because some English friends were in town a few weeks ago and said they had been disappointed with the food here in general, and gelato specifically.  It’s true, lots of gelaterie on the tourist circuit in Rome, which is naturally where most of us find ourselves when here, are made from powder!  You can read all about the decline in authentic Italian gelaterie and Roman tourist traps on plenty of blogs.

A Roman friend of mine, Andrea, took me to Gelateria del Teatro a few days ago and all you need to do is look at the flavors on offer:

Read the flavor names; Ignore the dust.

HAVE MERCY!!!*  I’m not a I’m a chocolate and nuts girl, not a fruity girl, but I had to try this funky herbal goodness.  I had a cone with a scoop of Lavender and Peach, and a scoop of Rosemary, Honey, and Lemon.  Look, I’m not a poet.  It was freaking delicious and not too expensive, the dude behind the counter was nice, and the atmosphere was way atmospheric.

You can find it here:

You had me at Lavender & White Peach

I wish I had thought to take a picture of the postcard-esque courtyard outside where we sat at a little table.  I just couldn’t see my camera, what with my eyes rolling back in my head and all.  You can see more pictures on their TripAdvisor page (I will not use other people’s photographs without permission. I took Copyright in law school)!  They do not appear to have a website.

Recommended:  Go here between lunch and dinner, or after dinner.  It’s not on the road to anywhere but it’s within walking distance to the Vatican and Piazza Navona.   Eschew the brightly lit gelateria by your hotel!!

*Video no longer funny after about 12 seconds.